March 2012
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“I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes...”
– Mary Shelley, Frankenstein. (via riverran)
#mary shelley #this quote though #it’s all kinds of wonderful #hey remember that time one asswipe was like you have 30 seconds to name something invented by a woman… #…and Mary was like SCIENCE FICTION MOTHERFUCKERS #that was awesome #thanks Mary Shelley...
taylorphantom:
gingerduckling:
OH SHIT DAMN FUCK THE SIXTH ONE DDD8
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
kitteh-neon:
I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
“when people get mad at other people saying that something they did was...”
– tooth&nail: (via wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow)
“Facebook is very confused. They seem to think breasts are only about sex, but...”
– Belinda Phipps (Sorry, Facebook – on breastfeeding you seem rather confused | Comment is free | guardian.co.uk)
psa: robert slapping cersei is not your moment of...
easterparades:
I kept asking myself, “Is this post necessary, though?” But then I went back into the tracked tags and thought, “Oy, it certainly is.”
I’m going to give fandom the benefit of the doubt and say, I don’t think all those charming gifs of Robert hitting Cersei come from a overtly misogynistic place of people celebrating spousal abuse (though perhaps, that’s just a self-defense...
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margaytroid:
in west of the internet
born and raised
tumblr.com is where i shipped most of my gays
February 2012
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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mrimm replied to your post: She wasn’t the most beautiful woman in the world,…
Sometimes I actually forget that you’re also a brilliant writer. And then I read something of yours and go, “Oh, right. Fuck.” (Fuck means I am impressed/awed).
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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you know who would have made a great American...
brachiosaurs:
finalproblem:
mynameisgrey:
iheartrogues:
fwips:
Hey Sherlock, get over here, man.
I found some
Fresh Prints.
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just hold my Glock
I’ll tell you how I became the friend of a man named Sherlock
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
I cannot.
matturday:
they’re just fictional characters I screamed as I reached into my chest, pulled my heart out and flung it out a window