February 2012
11. Sometimes, when John is dozing off in bed, he...
wakingthegoldenwood:
In a half asleep state, he calls out out of habit, annoyed, “What the hell are you doing now, Sherlock?” before grumbling incoherently and turning around to muffle his face in his pillow and go back to sleep.
In the living room, Mrs. Hudson silently picks up her trash bag and goes back downstairs, lips pursed and tears in her eyes.
“Koschei turned, gripped Marya’s chin, and kissed her — not on the cheek, not...”
– Deathless, Catherynne M. Valente (via corcordium)
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Maybe vagina jokes are funny and i’m just ovary acting
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“What’s the worst thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now. You’re...”
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Full frontal feminism: a young women’s guide to why feminism matters
By Jessica Valenti
(via crimeandpartytimeexcellent)
In Bible class talking about the two main views on...
Teacher: So the two main views are God created the universe and The Big Bang Theory, can anyone elaborate on The Big Bang Theory?
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, We built a wall (we built the pyramids), Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, That all started with the big bang! Yeah!
Teacher: What
Me: What
spearwife:
dondarrion:
#stannis baratheon #the plankton of westeros #someone give him the krabby patty formula already
MEG
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Today is Penguin Awareness Day. This is a penguin....
I have no words
iamilex:
spruceluce:
Stupid thing wouldn’t let people zoom in. Here you go.
My favourite movie and my favourite TV show.
I have no words.
That quote just works so perfectly.
